Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Ennyway - I'm sittin here eatin' chocolate halva. So there to you.
OOOH! I could slap you, I could! Where's them other crayons?
What a greedy guts you is, Kevin. Not fair! Well you hain't gettin the halva! An niver is Mikey. A girl's gotta have her nurrishmings.
Well, I might consider passing halva banana your way. You do like skin, don't you?
Oh, good grief! Put your clothes on, you silly man! Mikeyyyyy! Cover him up, quick! The coppers see 'im like that, he's a goner.
Its no good walkin round like that Kevin, and didn't ya mam ever tell you its rude to point your banananana at people like that! Come on Dezzie sit yourselfs down, do you want a stiff drink or summot like that,,
Ooh, I got all giddy in me knees, I did! I'm not used to nekkid men arskin if I likes their skin!
Dear me, you dippy lot. It's BANANA skin. Well really! Tork about lowerin' the tone of the conversashun!
Oh he's coming up Hexcuses now he his, I mean Dezzie, how can yoo wear a banananana skin, go on,,tell me that, without sniggering!!
Well, that bein' his oney claim to modesty, I shakes my head. If it ain't lacey nickers, it's jus' plain skin. I dunno. Mebbe we should jus' let the constabulary have him?
Goodness me, you is hard to get through to. And Mikey, cutting up mice is not nice!
Well Kevin its been a hard day, I got ear ache and me teeth are itching, me homing pigeons haven't come home, and worst of all my Nikon is poorly :O(
Ooh! That's really nasty, having a poorly Nikon! No wonder you've got aurodentacolumbitis! Hope all is well soon.
Yes, Fingers crossed today will indeed be a better day, Well its got to be, it can't be any worse!!!
See how he distracted you, Mikey? You was talkin' to a nekkid man jus' like he was normal.
Your mind was in pain from the camera thing. I do hunderstand. Anything fixed?
Well,, think he's still nekkid, let me juss check,,,Yeah he's nekkid as a jay bird dont look ethel ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM
I remember that song from years ago! LOL However, there is nothing to sing about with Kevin's nakedness. Bold as brass, ain't he?