Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
@191 Haha spot on Jim.
We try not to talk about the spots on Jim. The flies are pretty bad in his neck of the woods.
Mikey, your Ma threatened to bite him, didn't she? I'd do anything if she threatened to bite me. Those false teefs haven't been cleaned in a month of Sundays!
Dragonlady, it's rude to stare, and not half as useful as a smack to the ear.
Dez, there are no flies on me! Although you can see where they've been.
I hope Mike's mum didn't bite him - has she never heard of food poisoning? That could be quite serious.
The doctor said me Ma's mouth was foul, disgusting, I just cant understand because she always soaks her teef over night in Jeyes fluid, ...
What's that? And who is Jeye?
Only the best patio cleaner muny can buy,
http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/nav.jsp?action=detail&fh_secondid=10287917&ecamp=trf-005&CAWELAID=326898483
Ooh! That tastes just like my soup!
Nothing tastes like your soup Dezzie...
True, it lacks the eye of newt. But it's close.
Your soup would probably clean the patio just as well also..
I use it for all scouring jobs around the house. It etches concrete, though, so I can't leave it sit for more than three minutes.
Do you have a problem wif that?
Mike, I suggest your mum tries this - it's a bit stronger, I think. Worth a try, anyway.
http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/jeyes-fluid-multipurpose-disinfectant-300ml-p-5973.html?currency=GBP
You know his Mum, Jimbo?
Only by reputation, Dez. And (no offence intended) that is quite sufficient.
On reflection, I could say the same about you really, but that would be very rude, so I won't.
didn't you just did kinda ;)
Jim is always rude to me, Gerben. I can't understand why. I am always so pleasant to him. I guess it takes all kinds...
Their is this german saying: Was sich liebt, das neckt sich (wikipedia tells me the closest thing is: the quarrel of lovers is the renewal of love)
So maybe he just likes you. ;-)
Lennie, if Jim dies because of your remark, I will not be surprised. Apoplexy is what they used to call it. Or he'll choke on his cup of tea when he reads it. Or maybe he'll just blow it straight out of his nose.
(I used to have a boyfriend that did that once - with Coca Cola. I made him laugh so hard. I spent the next few years ruining all his Cokes. He knew I was trying to make him laugh, so resistance made it worse. No wonder we split up. )
I can hardly wait for a response!
If you put it like that, I hope their still will be a response. Because it sounds dangerous. If I knew it was dangerous, I wouldn't have done it. It's not my style.
I know. Someone with those big puppy dog eyes couldn't hurt anyone.
Unlike my sole piercing eyes...
Are you saying you can hurt people?
Maybe he is :D
by the way: Did someone of you guys googled me on "how to pronounce the name gerben"?
Not me. I never thought of Googling pronunciation of names. Clever idea. How do you know?